1. MUST BE A MUSICIAN
2. MUST LOVE HIP-HOP
3. MUST LOVE ELECTRONIC
4. I like em skinny, tall and with long dark hair
5. Dirty and crunchy
6. Tiny boobs please
7. Same for ass
8. Must laugh at my jokes
9. Must tell good jokes
10. Must be able to dacne, or make music that makes me want to dance
How about you Dan Deacon fans?